1. Haha – masayahin
2. Hehe – malibog
3. Hargar – pasosi
4. Bwahaha – bruha
5. Hihi – pacute
6. Hekhek – pang-asar
7. Jeje – virgin
Sunday, September 28, 2008
7 Tawa sa Text
Pagnilayan
“Kung magpapasok ka ng bagong tao sa buhay mo, ipaiwan mo sa labas ang tsinelas o sapatos.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Truths about Kissing
TRUTH about Kissing
- Do you know that the scientific name of kissing is Philematology?
- The scientific way to describe it is: the anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscle in a state of contraction…
- You burn 26 calories in a 1 minute kiss.
- It’s a great cardiovascular workout because when you kiss, you release adrenaline into bloodstream and your heart pumps more blood around your body.
Emo sa Pinas
Alam niyo ba na sa pagtaas ng Emo sa Pilipinas
ay lumalakas ang ekonomiya ng ating bansa?
Madaming nabibigyan ng trabaho sa pagbubukas
ng bagong pabrika ng Blade at Eyeliner…
Dumadami rin ang Barber Shops…
At higit sa lahat
Maraming nagpapakamatay kaya lumiliit
ang Populasyon.
Kaya kung gust mo maging Emo, GO FOR IT!
Isa kang Bayani ng ating Bansa!
Facts in Life
1. Enjoy being alive. There's plenty of time to be dead.
2. Sometimes, nobody really cares if you are miserable so, you might as well be happy.
3. If you can't solve it, it's not a problem – its reality.
4. Happiness is like perfume; you can't pour on others without getting few drops on yourself.
5. If all good things must come to an end, then don't worry. All bad things would eventually end too.
Second Chance
“If PEOPLE know that they SECOND chance,
they will NOT be very CAREFUL with their ACTIONS.”
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Avoid & Want
“Avoiding something doesn't always mean that you hate it... It could also mean that you want it but you just know that it isn't right.”
This is ME
I always MAKE someone HAPPY even,
But it doesn't MEAN that I am a PRETENDER.
I only want to be POSITIVE while my own world is NEGATIVE.
Leafy Life
Who should be blame when a leaf fell from a tree?
A. The wind that blew it away?
B. The tree that let it go?
C. The leaf that grew tired of holding on?
Minsan Ako'y Tanga
“Minsan akala mo may karapatan ka na manghusga sa katangahan ng ibang tao dahil akala mo alam mo na lahat. Nakalimutan mo na ata na minsan o higit pa, naging tanga ka din.”
-Bob Ong
The Sin of Mark 17
Priest: Next Sunday, I'll preach about the sin of lying. To understand more, i want you all to read Mark 17.
The following Sunday
Priest: How many of you had read Mark 17?
Almost every hand went up except for a guy who dressed like a gangster.
Priest: Why my son, you haven't read what i told you to?
Guy: Well, I can’t seem to find the 17th chapter...
Priest: (smiling) That’s because Mark has only 16 chapters. Let us know proceed with my sermon about the sin of lying.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Bitterness in Love
“It’s useless to show how much you care for that special someone when that person is too busy getting somebody else’s attention…”
Forget and Think of ME
“The harder you try to forget something, the more you think about it unconsciously”
- Sigmund Freud
Grow Wiser
As we grow wiser, we loosen our grip on being perfect in every way. We learn that it’s more important to be human and happy rather than perfect but sad.
The Person of Love
The person you loved the most has the best capacity to make you the happiest person in the world…
…and may give you the worst heartache you can ever imagine.
College Life
Being
a
COLLEGE
Student is so easy…
All you have
to do is
STARE at
your
TESTPAPER
and wait until
tiny drops of
BLOOD
came out
from your nose…
See?
no SWEAT!
just BLOOD!!!
Maybe... I'm Alone
Maybe sometimes, I have to stop waiting for someone to come along and fix what’s wrong.
Maybe, I have to stop feeling sorry for myself and realize that no one else has the answer.
Maybe sometimes, I just have to be ALONE.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Book Of Life
Our hands are books and each day is a page.
We can’t erase what has already been written,
But we can always try to make the next page better.
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